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[humor, en] Po czym poznać, że jesteś domeniarzem

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http://www.domainnews.com/general/20071109...-a-domainer-if/

(pogrubiłem najlepsze, moim zdaniem) :-)

 

You Might Be A Domainer If…

 

… you think .mobi is a whale.

… on your job application you list cybersquatting.

… you can recite GoDaddy promo codes from memory.

… you’ve named one of your kids Alexa.

… you think “tasting” has nothing to do with food.

… you’ve appraised your own name.

… your main source of income is Adsense revenue.

… your Sedo rep sends you holiday cards.

… you consider “traffic” a good thing.

… your company’s CEO is not as important as it’s SEO.

… you own a “Vint Cerf for Pres” shirt.

… you have a diverse portfolio, but don’t own any stocks.

… you consider new visitors to your home as unique.

… you’ve registered a LLLL.com that doesn’t even make sense.

… you’d rather register a domain than register for class.

… you consider Whois a social network.

… you still refer to Zuho as SwapNames.

… you’re not a lawyer but can recite trademark laws from memory.

… you own some sort of iphone related domain name.

… your backlink quality is more important than your quality of friends.

… two words: ICANN

… you’ve ordered chips & Dotsauce.

… you knew GoDaddy before he was even a father.

… you’ve been in a fistfight because someone has dissed your Pagerank.

… you’ve registered a celebrity’s name.

… you consider parking nothing to do with an automobile.

… you’re favorite quote is “may the Rick Schwartz be with you.”

… you’ve posted over 1,000 posts in any domain forum.

… you trust Estibot more than your girlfriend.

… you’ve registered a misspelled word…on purpose.

… you cried when all the LLLL’s were gone.

… you don’t know a country’s capital, but you sure as hell know thier .cc

 

And the last reason You Might Be A Domainer is….

 

…you have a bracelet that says “What would Frank Schilling Do?”

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hehe ;-)

mnie rozbawilo to:

… you knew GoDaddy before he was even a father.

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… you’ve named one of your kids Alexa.

Kurcze jestem, na większości się łapię!!

Poświęcę się jeszcze bardziej i jak będzie córka to nazwę ją Domena :)

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proponuje zrobic taka liste tyle ze z polskimi odniesieniami :)

 

Np. Podajesz kody rabatowe do AZ z pamieci :>

 

Chociaz lepsze bylyby typowo polskie: Zakladasz opcje na domene na dzien przed jej wygasnieciem :)

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proponuje zrobic taka liste tyle ze z polskimi odniesieniami :)

 

Też o tym pomyślałem, tylko że już spać szedłem. Może dziś zrobię. ;-)

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… you consider Whois a social network.

 

dobre, dobre, he he

 

powinno byc jeszcze...

 

you don't have any idea what does the word mean but you're sure, there is only 50% chance the .com domain for this word will be available

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you don't have any idea what does the word mean but you're sure, there is only 50% chance the .com domain for this word will be available

 

Hehe... kilka lat temu, jak jeszcze nie zajmowałem się domenami, z nudów wpisałem w pasku przeglącdarki blackniggers.com – domena oczywiście była zajęta, a znajdowały się na niej... linki do stron randkowych dla Żydów. Po adresie można wnosić, że chyba tych etiopskich. :)

 

Innym tego typu znaleziskiem była strona: http://lessthan3.com/

 

Przykłady można by mnożyć, ale tak naprawdę to jest ograniczone tylko ludzą fantazją. ;-)

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